Callisto和Melissa小剧场： Callisto＝CaMelissa=M

Ca: Hey, Melissa! （到这里都是英文！我受够了！！）M：You’re in a badmood. 你看起来心情不好啊。Ca：No！No！（被关心后绝对会有什事情发生！想想看小言言！）M：Huh...（伸手）Why not go to somewhere else to have a “private” talk? I’ll make you feel much better.何不到一个别的地方我们说点“隐私”话题?我会让你“感觉更好的”。Ca：（我可是作者啊！！缩。 ）No...t-thank you. I’d love to stay here. 不……谢、谢谢了。我呆这就好。M: What a pity. I’m too boring to stay athome alone tonight.太可怜了啊。我今晚一个人呆在家里好无聊的。Ca: Do you remember you were slapped in theface by Zoey?！I was feeling sorry for you severalseconds ago!你不记得你被Zoey赏了一巴掌吗？！我前几秒还在对你深感歉意呢！M：（摊手） That happens. 这种事很寻常。Ca：（恢复力max！）…Ok, then I have some questions for you from readers and my friends.First question: Melissa, would you please not be straight?好了，我的朋友和读者那里有些问题想要问你。问题1：Melissa，你以后能全弯过来吗？(第一个问题就这样好吗？！)M：Huh...I’lldefinitely consider your suggestion. 我一定会好好考虑你的建议。Ca：Secondquestion: Do your smoke?第二个问题：你抽烟吗？M: No, I can’t stand the smell. 不，受不了味道。Ca: Third, do you have certain “types”?第三，你有没有特别喜欢什么类型?M：Huh...Forgirls or man?哈……对女生还是男性？Ca: I guess...They are concerning aboutgirls. 我想她们关注的重点是女生.M: Probably various types? Most of time Iprefer cute, sweet but not too clingy types. 也许各种不同类型的？大多数时候我偏好可爱但不粘人的类型。Ca: （知道某些内情的作者君，不予评价）Eh...Ha...But sometimes...但有的时候？M： Of course you are one of my types. (Grin) 当然你也是我喜欢的类型之一啊。（坏笑）Ca：I-I’m goingto see Yan. See ya...我、我去见小言言了，再见。（遁走）