本帖最后由 sola·空 于 2015-1-17 21:37 编辑

说到雪貂，前几天看到外粉写的一个梗，想分享一下。看过的人请无视我！！

They were on their last glasses from the last bottle, when Myka asked, her voice slurred, “So, what is your favorite thing about the twenty-first century?” She was settled back in her corner of the bench, features in shadow from the lamplight.

It was a serious question, one that Helena contemplated long and hard, discarding several answers before she settled on “Pete.”

Myka choked on her wine. “Pete? Seriously, of all the things we’ve accomplished in a hundred years, you pick Pete?” She drew back one of her feet from where it had rested on Helena’s lap.

“Pete,” Helena repeated, with a satisfied nod.

“But... why?” Myka looked so insulted that it was all Helena could do not to burst out laughing.

“I just find it so amusing what creatures you allow children to keep as pets. We used to eat them, my mother had a lovely recipe.”

Myka sputtered, utterly confused. “What are you talking about?”

“Pete, of course.”

“Pete?”

“Yes. Your ferret?”

Myka just stared at her, her mouth opening and closing like a fish. Finally, giving up on a response, she pulled her other foot away and hunched down in her seat. “I hate you,” she muttered petulantly.

Helena patted her on the knee. “No you don’t. You adore me.”

我觉得好萌！！

看到人家把这个名字梗写得这么萌，就觉得我这个不仅想不到梗，甚至还改掉设定的人真是战5渣 _(:3 」∠)_